Yarrr. This be the home port of Black Bart, Adventurer, Privateer and Gentleman of Fortune.
Now some as been slanderously callin’ me a Pirate of late and others a Buccaneer. Well all I’ll be sayin on that charge is dead men tell no tales, if yer be catchin’ me drift.
Lately I’ve bin a thinkin’ it’s time to hove to for some shore leave and for a small consideration I could be persuaded to tell a few of me own tales of life on the high seas.
Now this might be right good for some little land lubbers while they’re studyin adventures and mysteries an’ the like. Give ‘em some ideas for their own pirate stories.